“No, bro. No coffee, no alcohol, no dairy, no eggs, no sugar, no shellfish, no deepwater fish, no potatoes, no tomatoes, no bell pepper, no eggplant, no wheat, no meat, no soy.”
“Hold up. Did you say no bell pepper?”
“Yeah. No bell pepper.”
“What’s wrong with bell pepper?”
In which Eloise declares that a Celine cross-body bag makes a great tricornered hat. So good.
I love these lanterns. I also love that Martha’s craft expert says that they’re ‘a breeze to make’ and then proves it by providing readers WITH A 70 STEP HOW-TO.
Custom MOCIUN Diamond, Aqua and Sapphire Customer Engagement Ring in 14K yellow gold.
Cat smells flowers
Cat leaps for flowers
If you think that sucks, here’s where to say so.
I feel like getting mad about shit Republicans do is like reheating the same bowl of baked beans in the microwave over and over until they are desiccated little nubs. Except those baked beans are the only food we have and the microwave never shuts off. EVERYBODY SIGN THIS GODDAMN THING, PLEASE.
What she said. Please sign.
Ending my monthslong blog break to bring you Sunday breakfast: vegan banana pancakes with blackberry syrup.
Ok, that’s all I’ve got.
Summer sandwich: Peaches and tempeh sauteed in olive oil with rosemary, thyme, cumin, paprika and red pepper; tomato; kale; avocado; vegenaise. Top with salt and pepper and a second piece of toast. So good.