August 2011
2 posts
July 2011
5 posts
June 2011
5 posts
1 tag
“Sorry. I’m going to be late. I have toothpaste in my hair.”
– True thing that I almost just texted.
(Emphasis on almost.)
(I still have some dignity.)
(But not enough dignity, apparently, to prevent me from blogging about toothpaste in my hair.)
(And now I’m going to be late because of overuse of parentheticals.)
(I think I’ll text that....
May 2011
1 post
Happy to have friends with esp wrt to my emotional...
Me: Oh, can I get your therapist's contact information?
Halle: Yep ... [pause] ... I told her months ago that you'd be getting in touch. So. She's expecting your call.
April 2011
1 post
March 2011
2 posts
February 2011
4 posts
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January 2011
5 posts
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Tatooine's twin suns - coming to a planet near you... →
mustanghalle:
“Though it is a derivation of the Arabic phrase ‘yad Al Jauza’ meaning the ‘hand of Al-Jauza’ referring to a mysterious woman that controls the order of the universe, it hasn’t stopped some people from clearing out their bunkers and stocking up on tinned food.”
I always knew I was going to die at the hand of a fabulous diva; I just though it would be Lindsay, or Ru-Paul. Al-Jauza,...
December 2010
3 posts
1 tag
Breaking News...
Pat Robertson has kindly explained the origins of the snow storm, pinning it on the gays (duh): Apparently it was sent by god “so that people who were hoping to fly to do something of a gay nature would have to take a train or a bus, so it might be days before the gay thing they were going to do could occur.”
Oh also, he said this: “I think God probably wonders, if these people are...
November 2010
1 post
At the airport. Traveling with my cat. A man in light wash jeans and a button down denim shirt that he must have purchased in Ohio because it had a patch that read Cleveland affixed to the pocket asked me if I was going to a cat convention. I wanted to say, ‘Do I look like the sort of person who would be going to a cat convention?,’ but I already knew the answer.
#This is while I...
September 2010
7 posts
1 tag
3 tags
August 2010
5 posts
8.15 pm. My birthday dinner.
Meaghan: How’s the birthday going? Have you cried yet?
Me: Shockingly, no. The birthday has been great.
Meaghan: Well. The crying usually happens at night.
3 tags
I just put 'Date' on a to do list...
Is this Sad™ or is this just a Good Life Reminder™?
July 2010
2 posts
June 2010
7 posts
3 tags
1 tag
Dirt Off Your Android | Jaydiohead
Day. Maker....
beenthinking:
Now, I think I care more for the...
