Pat Robertson has kindly explained the origins of the snow storm, pinning it on the gays (duh): Apparently it was sent by god “so that people who were hoping to fly to do something of a gay nature would have to take a train or a bus, so it might be days before the gay thing they were going to do could occur.”
Oh also, he said this: “I think God probably wonders, if these people are really straight, then what are they doing in New York?” WHAT, INDEED.
Update: Ok, apparently it’s not real, but the faux quotes are so good, and re: If these people are really straight, then what are they doing in New York? FAIR.