“Sorry. I’m going to be late. I have toothpaste in my hair.”

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True thing that I almost just texted.  

(Emphasis on almost.)  

(I still have some dignity.)

(But not enough dignity, apparently, to prevent me from blogging about toothpaste in my hair.)  

(And now I’m going to be late because of overuse of parentheticals.)

(I think I’ll text that.  It’s less embarrassing.)

(Right?)

12:37 pm  •  30 June 2011  •  7 notes